Briane P.

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The Basics

Location: Middleton, WI
Hometown:

Milwaukee, WI
Sexual Orientation:

straight
Relationship Status:

married
Children:

I have children

Profile updated: Feb 14, 2008
Last signed in: Feb 09, 2010
Member since: Jan 12, 2007

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Status

Briane is sticking with Elvises.

Briane's Activities

Briane is now friends with Kazimieras Daktaras Feb 08, 2010 9:58AM EST

Briane is now friends with Bhim Sharma Feb 06, 2010 9:12PM EST

Briane replied to a comment by Dena Straughn on Charity Begins At Home, Then Travels To The Grocery Store, Then Goes Back Home Again (A Thinking The Lions Christmas) Jan 06, 2010 10:58AM EST

"She did like the cookie. She made me go get her another one later on." more

Briane replied to a comment by Dena Straughn on Charity Begins At Home, Then Travels To The Grocery Store, Then Goes Back Home Again (A Thinking The Lions Christmas) Jan 06, 2010 10:58AM EST

"Dena,I'm sure I'll do it next year -- but no stool. I'm going to tough it out. In fact, I've already started an exercise program designed to build up the necessary muscles. As for the carols... nobody . . ." more

Briane shared the post Charity Begins At Home, Then Travels To The Grocery Store, Then Goes Back Home Again (A Thinking The Lions Christmas) Jan 05, 2010 11:07AM EST

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About Me

Describe Yourself:

I'm, in this order, a husband, father, lawyer, writer.

I'm working at keeping the weight off.

I need another 15 minutes of sleep in the morning.

I wish they'd rerun my favorite TV shows on Saturday night.

I'd like to be like Jim but I think I'm more like Dwight.

I sometimes regret that my life is such that Saturday night is now a good night for watching TV.

If I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, I'd give serious thought to making it Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch.

I secretly give tastes of grape jelly to my baby boys when I think my wife won't know, but I suspect she catches me.

I sometimes forget that my Saturday nights when I was young were frequently spent watching TV, too.

Over a year ago, I began working to keep my desk neat and as I write this, it's spotless.

That's when I also began wearing a tie to work Monday through Thursday.

I don't appear to take many things seriously but I am.

Someday, I and my family will live in Hawaii and I will never miss snow.
On Gather, I'm Looking For ...:

People to share my interests with and to build up a following for my writing and other creative efforts.

Interests

Favorite Music, Artists, Genres:

Almost anything. I know all the lyrics to "Baby on Board" by the B-Sharps.
Favorite Books, Writers, Genres:

David Sedaris: I wish I was as funny as him. He makes me squirt milk out of my nose. Even when I'm not drinking milk. I also like Susanna Clarke, John Irving, Dave Eggers, and Nick Hornsby. If you haven't read Nick Hornsby, you should. (Note: If you are Nick Hornsby and want to hire me as your publicist, email me.)(Note to Dave Eggers: You, too
Favorite Movies, Actors, Genres:

The Star Wars movies. I've molded my life around these films.
Favorite TV Shows, Actors:

Right now, they're The Office and William Shatner.
Favorite Places:

Home., Las Vegas.
Interests and Activities:

Writing about me at "Thinking The Lions, " Writing about things I think are great at "The Best of Everything", Writing about sports at Nonsportsmanlike Conduct, Writing horror stories at &#lt;a Under the Eyes Of God, And I write things that I don't self-publish, including both horror and "regular" fiction., Beyond that, I like playing guitar and piano, I like cooking, I like to exercise but I don't do that too much these days (a shame, what with all the cooking), and I like spending time with my family, which is why I don't do more writing., And I make t-shirts and stuff. Everything, really.
Wish List:

Publishing my writing. Having it made into a movie.

Affiliations

Colleges:

University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee, University of Wisconsin Law School.

Major:

Political Science and Law.
Other Affiliations:

I'm not a joiner. I'm so antisocial that I barely qualify as a loner.

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andrew marcus, Oct 18, 2009, 8:12PM EDT

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Rosa See Ya, Sep 25, 2009, 3:08AM EDT

Hi, I see that you are connected with Carolion. There is some news about her in a post on my homepage. Please read, thank you - Rosa

sorry for the generic ping/email, I am trying to reach as many people as I can

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Irish Writer's Exchange . , Jul 26, 2009, 12:25PM EDT

hey thanks for finding us & greetings from Dublin!

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Thomas W., May 23, 2009, 4:26AM EDT

man! -'Heather W.' enjoys the HECK outta banning YOU, eh?

better watch that off-topic thingie here on Gather, honey.

folks've been shot.
or so i hear.

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Thomas W., May 23, 2009, 4:24AM EDT

i enjoyed your 'Miser'y, Briane. (per the side-splitting Christmas article, which i discovered buried in my Inbox--or a Link thereto. i felt bad for a second...but then i looked a Comment or two up, and: VOILA! -somebody feels my bloody PAIN...)

cheers.

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Heather W., May 10, 2009, 10:16PM EDT

As per my last ping, You're still posting off topic things to the group Puppy dog tales and have now been banned.

Please respect moderated group owners by only submitting content which is on topic to the group.

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Heather W., Apr 21, 2009, 8:38PM EDT

Please do not post off topic content to Puppy Dog Tales. The group is for posting dog related things only. I have had to decline multiple off topic submissions by you. Please read the group descriptions as you select them to share your work.
Further off topic posts will result in removal from the group.

Thanks!

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