Briane P.

I'm, in this order, a husband, father, lawyer, writer.

I'm working at keeping the weight off.

I need another 15 minutes of sleep in the morning.

I wish they'd rerun my favorite TV shows on Saturday night.

I'd like to be like Jim but I think I'm more like Dwight.

I sometimes regret that my life is such that Saturday night is now a good night for watching TV.

If I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, I'd give serious thought to making it Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch.

I secretly give tastes of grape jelly to my baby boys when I think my wife won't know, but I suspect she catches me.

I sometimes forget that my Saturday nights when I was young were frequently spent watching TV, too.

Over a year ago, I began working to keep my desk neat and as I write this, it's spotless.

That's when I also began wearing a tie to work Monday through Thursday.

I don't appear to take many things seriously but I am.

Someday, I and my family will live in Hawaii and I will never miss snow.